Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1) Summary
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.
The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level Five in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!
However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time - a fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!
Content warning: Gore, violence, explicit sexual scenes
Everybody Loves Large Chests was first brought to Jeff Hays on Soundbooth Theater Live, his live streaming narration show. Since then, it has been the most consistently requested and enjoyed title by fans. So much so, that Neven Iliev finally decided to approach us to put out a full audio version of the first arc in Boxxy's adventures!
The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:
Jeff Hays - Narration, Characters, Production Supervision
Dalton Lynne - Proofing
Alex Tate - Production, Editing, Mastering
©2017 Neven Iliev (P)2017 Jeff Hays
Product list Overall 4.5 out of 5 stars 1,403 Performance 4.5 out of 5 stars 1,291 Story 4.5 out of 5 stars 1,290 Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones. The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity. Please try again later Please try again later Please try again later Please try again Regular price: £13.99 or 1 Credit Sale price: £13.99 or 1 Credit Try for £0.00 Overall 5 out of 5 stars 907 Performance 5 out of 5 stars 839 Story 5 out of 5 stars 837 Things are not well within the Lodrak Empire. An entire city goes up in smoke and ash, and an entire province is slowly being consumed by an ever-expanding cloud of death. But while the humans rally to contain the fallout of this disaster, they are much quicker to pin the blame for it on their elven neighbors to the north. With centuries' worth of strife and bad blood between the two nations flaring up, all out war is rapidly becoming an inevitability. Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity. Please try again later Please try again later Please try again later Please try again Regular price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Sale price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Try for £0.00 Overall 5 out of 5 stars 760 Performance 5 out of 5 stars 693 Story 4.5 out of 5 stars 693 What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining. Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity. Please try again later Please try again later Please try again later Please try again Regular price: £19.99 or 1 Credit Sale price: £19.99 or 1 Credit Try for £0.00 Overall 5 out of 5 stars 598 Performance 5 out of 5 stars 542 Story 5 out of 5 stars 540 The citizens of Azurvale are starting to feel the pressure. War with the Empire to the south is imminent, and there's talk of the city's adventurers being drafted into the campaign. Though this conflict seems inevitable and promises to be horrific, the common folk can do little but act like there's nothing wrong. Rather than lose sleep over something so wildly out of their control, they instead worry about tiny, personal, inconsequential issues. However, the people of Azurvale have yet to find out that their capital is already under threat. Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity. Please try again later Please try again later Please try again later Please try again Regular price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Sale price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Try for £0.00 Overall 5 out of 5 stars 585 Performance 5 out of 5 stars 524 Story 5 out of 5 stars 521 The war is in full swing. Following the unprecedented outcome of the siege at Fort Yimin, both the Republic and the Empire are forced to drastically reevaluate their plans for the conflict. With matters on the western front more or less settled for the moment, the warring nations turn their attention toward the eastern theatre. Winter looms on the horizon, threatening to deadlock the region and put a temporary halt to hostilities. Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity. Please try again later Please try again later Please try again later Please try again Regular price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Sale price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Try for £0.00 Overall 5 out of 5 stars 546 Performance 5 out of 5 stars 482 Story 5 out of 5 stars 482 Armageddon Day. That is how history will remember the date when two Overlords clashed amidst the war-torn streets of New Whitehall. The disastrous duel its explosive conclusion wreaked heavy casualties on the two armies present, rendering both the Ishigar Republic and the Lodrak Empire unable to continue to fight. And yet, it was no stalemate. With one Hero defeated and another revealed, the balance of power is sure to shift in the elvish nation’s favor. Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity. Please try again later Please try again later Please try again later Please try again Regular price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Sale price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Try for £0.00 Overall 5 out of 5 stars 378 Performance 5 out of 5 stars 339 Story 4.5 out of 5 stars 337 At a glance, the dwarves and gnomes of the Horkensaft Kingdom are two peoples who are worlds apart. The former are seen as hardcore traditionalists hell-bent on maintaining the status quo, while the latter only look ever forward and upward as they grasp at the future with both hands. And yet, these two seemingly opposing cultures serve as a counter-balance to each other, creating a civilization that draws upon the wisdom of the past to face new challenges. Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity. Please try again later Please try again later Please try again later Please try again Regular price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Sale price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Try for £0.00 Overall 5 out of 5 stars 161 Performance 5 out of 5 stars 130 Story 5 out of 5 stars 130 The world waits for no one. While Boxxy is off chasing shinies and delving dungeons abroad, Azurvale's shadows churn, fester, and ferment into a potent co*cktail of trouble. Secret organizations maneuver behind the scenes, patiently advancing their nefarious plots. Government agencies lay in wait, ready to pounce at the first sign of trouble. Powerful adventurers gear up and train for the next challenge, uncertain as to what form it might take. Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity. Please try again later Please try again later Please try again later Please try again Regular price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Sale price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Try for £0.00 Overall 5 out of 5 stars 124 Performance 5 out of 5 stars 102 Story 5 out of 5 stars 102 It’s amazing what the lack of immediate threat to one’s life and wellbeing can do for a person’s disposition. High risk, high reward endeavors suddenly seem far less appealing, month-long delays are no longer a cause for concern, and sleeping in every single day of the week becomes an extremely attractive proposition. Indeed, without a pressing need to aggressively expand its power, Boxxy T. Morningwood is finally able to simply sit back, enjoy life, and watch the world both turn and burn. Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity. Please try again later Please try again later Please try again later Please try again Regular price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Sale price: £18.99 or 1 Credit Try for £0.00 Overall 4.5 out of 5 stars 127 Performance 5 out of 5 stars 119 Story 4.5 out of 5 stars 119 It would appear that, after two years of relative slacking, the Hero of Chaos is once again facing an ever-growing workload. Boxxy had been quite fortunate to obtain an exceptionally potent pawn with very little effort, but that was still effort it did not intend to expend. Sensing it might get dragged into things it really doesn't want to bother with, the creature makes haste to depart Velos and its orcs so that it may continue its private preparations for the upcoming Dragon Festival. Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity. 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Book 1
Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
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Book 2
Fizzlesprocket: Everybody Loves Large Chests - Vol. 2
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Book 3
Vortena: Everybody Loves Large Chests, Volume 3
It's just gone too far now.
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Morgana
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Morgana
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Teresa: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.5)
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Book 6
Mortimer
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Mortimer
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Book 7
Goroth
Boxxy is back, but where’s the story?
Goroth
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Book 8
Stain
Softcore
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Book 9
Jackson
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Book 10
Law
fascinating story
Law
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Book 11
